LIFE LESSONS 1 of 2

Tidbits of pieces and things I've learned in the past 22 years...

- There is a God. Or for those who don't believe, a power higher than us.
- Everything else, aside from the above-mentioned, is relative.
- Valentine's is just a regular day sensationalized by both the romantic and giddy and the lonely and loveless. It's not even a public holiday.
- There's no use arguing points with people who have invisible ear plugs stuck to themselves.
- Nietzsche has always been right. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger; but if you feel like you're dying, you should go see a doctor.
- The bible was right too. God never gives us crosses we can't carry... sometimes we're just too unfit to keep dragging those deadweights. Jesus fell twice too.
- I can't help everyone, just myself. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't try.
- Discussions made by pointless people deserve to have pie thrown in their face. In the event of pie's nonexistence, acidic remarks will do.
- I can't please everyone, and not anyone can call me a friend.
- Karma's a big, fat bitch... but apparently the only one who can get away with revenge.
- Regrets are for losers. Whatever's happened, well... most of it anyway, is all on me and the choices I made.